I desperately need chocolate

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To the person who found me like this

I'm sorry you're not feeling well and I hope it's a good sign!

And to the person who found me like this

I have no idea what you're looking for but you won't find it here. Go away.

Why didn't I say anything about the recent election?

Because I'm depressed about it. Enough said.

What R said when I asked her if she knew where my styling gel was:

The cat ate it! Funny little brat

How many days has it been since I last ate chocolate? And how many to go? Why?

15!!! 33!!!!!!!! Because I don't eat chocolate during Lent.

Isn't Lent only 40 days?

Yes, but after that comes Holly Week so it's 8 more days until Easter, which is when I can finally eat chocolate.